Inventory - It's Curtains

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KEEPING:

• Duct Tape - This thick black tape is the key to holding together any show!
  
• Utility Belt- A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!
  
• The Sword of the Stone - A beautiful pink sword, said by to be capable of shattering even a Diamond. Or not, because the blade itself has been shattered an inch or two above the hilt.
  
• Tom Jones Cutout - Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
  
• Gaf Tape - Everyone needs gaf tape.
  
• Old Deuteronomy - A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
  
• Stabbing Knife - A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
  
• Cubed Trousers - A pair of inexplicibly square pants.
  
• Rainbow Fantasy Jacket - A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
  
• Milky White - The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
  
• Everlasting Gobstobber - A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
  
• Cheerleading Uniform - An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms!
  
• Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
  

FOR TRADE:

• Doctor's Costume - The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
  
• A Sunday Afternoon - A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
  
• Golden Slippers - The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
  
• French Flag - A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
  
• Tom Jones Cutout - Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
  
• Tom Jones Cutout - Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
  
• Target Practice - A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
  
• Beans - A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
  
• Red Wine - A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of leather and carbonation.
  
• Engagement Ring - A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
  
• Crown - A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good onstage.
  
• Roses - A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
  Everlasting Gobstobber - A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
  

CONSUMED OR GIVEN:

• Meat Pie - One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
  
• Piragua - A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of lemon-lime. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
  
• Piragua - A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of lemon-lime. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
  
• Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie - A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
  
• Café Con Leche - A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
  
• Chocolate Chip Cookie - Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.